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"Can you keep a secret?"

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

'Can you keep a top secret?'

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Cone of Silence

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

'What's the big secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I've got a secret to tell you...but you've got to keep it under wraps."

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

I know where the bodies are buried!

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Shhh! don't tell anyone!

Awkward Moments

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."

"This is your third cousin Bernardo. He worked for an oil pipeline company for 30 years and kept it a secret."

'When you speak of this, I hope you won't reveal my identity.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Listen up, Mort Park. I'm going to reveal a major secret for your news radio show. Do tell. First, you've to promise you won't reveal who I am. I need to be protected. And if I refuse? I wont tell you who whisper whisper whisper … Oh, now that is naughty! To be continued …

Don't blink. What? Don't bat an eye. Don't give any indication. Of what? You're acting strange. I've found something, something that can change the world. Something bigger than you can imagine! Don't blink, okay, when I tell you? Okay, but your hyperbole is giving me gas.

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

Lady does not want to reveal to her husband that the dressmaker is visiting

'When does the meeting start?'

'I'll tell you a secret if you promise your parrot won't repeat it.'

'You're Steve from menswear. I read it on wikileaks.'

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'