Whispered Secrets Gifts

'A table where no one will notice we're having sex.'

Local Knowledge

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The transparent safe box of Panama

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

The best relationships are silent.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

It's time you know the truth about your father.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

Awkward Moments

Billy strip: bed pan.

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

'Can you keep a top secret?'