Hidden Truths Gifts

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

The transparent safe box of Panama

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Freedom of the press

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Candor is the Best Policy

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'The Existential Files.'

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."