Hidden Truths Mugs

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The transparent safe box of Panama

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Freedom of the press

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Candor is the Best Policy

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'The Existential Files.'

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'