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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Al, The Go-From Guy

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."