Local Secret Knower Gifts

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Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'You know too much!'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Al, The Go-From Guy

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'