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Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Rodin's Thinker.

Ghost puddle

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Christopher Isherwood

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"You have got to want to change."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Is there anybody there?"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?