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Conspiracy Theories...

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Czarcasm

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Christopher Isherwood

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

Mummy Tourists

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Justice Weighs Truth

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Post Post

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

If you were an iceberg...

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Cat scratch fever

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

'Must be Pandora's.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."