Second Officer Gifts

Today Was The Day

Servicemen.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'At ease, soldier.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Family traits.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."