Aspiring Officer Gifts

Boy loitering on the street says he is practising to be a policeman

Family traits.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

What else is there to wish for?

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Progress is coming right along!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

US Camouflage School

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

A girl climbs a ladder of books

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Junior doctor kits.