Officer In The Making Gifts

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Family traits.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

US Camouflage School

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"So that's a three bird roast."

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

Secret travel agent. Man in black says: 'I could tell you about budget city breaks, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

Navy games.

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

"The name's Bond. . .Yeah right, but not James Bond."

Fighting corruption

"This leaf tells me you are not ready to drive."

'Have you a jemmy handy, sarge? I was only trying to protect his head while putting him into the car!'

Boy loitering on the street says he is practising to be a policeman

Protest Against Domestic Violence.