Officer In The Making Gifts

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Family traits.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

US Camouflage School

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"So that's a three bird roast."

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

Secret travel agent. Man in black says: 'I could tell you about budget city breaks, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

Navy games.

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

Fighting corruption

"This leaf tells me you are not ready to drive."

'Have you a jemmy handy, sarge? I was only trying to protect his head while putting him into the car!'

Boy loitering on the street says he is practising to be a policeman

Protest Against Domestic Violence.