Playful Officer Gifts

Navy games.

A boy acting suspiciously

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Scientist seen on loch.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

USS Party Time.

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'