Second Guesser Gifts

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"What can we do, in this country the shootings do not stop?"

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Donald Trump

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Second Opinion

Flowchart of an idea.

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

"How'd you do on your test?"

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

"You've been complaining about not having school supplies and we of the GOP hear you. So here you go."

If his I.Q. is based on guessing the right answers, perhaps we could assume he'll go through life being a remarkably successful guesser.

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

"Guess what I say today!!"

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

"Shouldn't you be studying for your multiple choice test tomorrow?"

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

Shooting the US Flag

Each Way Bet

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

'I hope you'll not that in your police report that I'm a gun control advocate.'