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The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"What can we do, in this country the shootings do not stop?"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Donald Trump

Second Opinion

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Flowchart of an idea.

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"How'd you do on your test?"

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

"Guess what I say today!!"

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

If his I.Q. is based on guessing the right answers, perhaps we could assume he'll go through life being a remarkably successful guesser.

"You've been complaining about not having school supplies and we of the GOP hear you. So here you go."

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

"Shouldn't you be studying for your multiple choice test tomorrow?"

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

Shooting the US Flag

Each Way Bet

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"You know, you wanting to get a second opinion is very insulting to my medical degree."