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"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Like Minded

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

Second Opinion

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"Let's explore our opinions."

Baseball Angels

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

Gentlemen, I'm gathering information about the electorate. First question, how have you voted in the past? Sometimes I've filled in circles with a pen. Or used an electronic touch-screen. Once I punched holes in a card! When you live in Florida, right? I've written in a name. And voted by mail! I'm beginning to understand why polling data is increasingly unreliable.

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

Whenever I let my conscience be my guide, I get picked up for vagrancy.

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."