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"He's here to give you a second, cooler opinion."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Like Minded

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

Second Opinion

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"Let's explore our opinions."

Baseball Angels

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

"Don't play dumb with me!"

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."