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"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

"You know, you wanting to get a second opinion is very insulting to my medical degree."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Group Think Time

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Collective Psyche

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

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'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'