Second Opinion Seeker Gifts

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

"You know, you wanting to get a second opinion is very insulting to my medical degree."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Collective Psyche

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

Second Opinion

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."