Second Opinion Advocate Gifts

Second Opinion

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Detention Center

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Good News

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

Violence against children.

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

Labour Protests

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

O'Reilly sez... "It's 'the price of freedom'. Live with it...or not."