Seeking A Second Opinion T-Shirts

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"I feel like he doesn't respect me."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Second Opinion

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'It's my husband, Doctor. He makes me sick!'

I'He used to star in porno films. Now he can only get aroused if he has an audience.'

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'