Seeking A Second Opinion Prints

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"I feel like he doesn't respect me."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Second Opinion

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

I'He used to star in porno films. Now he can only get aroused if he has an audience.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'