Seeking Advice Prints

Greed

'I did what you advised, then my wife did what your colleague advised!'

'I've been banned from a singles club.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"Yes,I'm fully qualified,yes,I'm single,yes.I'm busy after work..."

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

A Bug's Life Advice

"I feel like he doesn't respect me."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'