Two-guess Hero T-Shirts

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Blue-Collar Workers

Born to play ball.

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"You monster!"

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

How Scientists Work

'I hate networking.'

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

Job Safety - Valves.

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

'Do you have trouble making decisions?' 'Can I get back to you on that?'

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

You Must Pick... Right Tool For The Job or MacGyver

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"That, of course, is the military solution."

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

Introverts Anonymous