Shortsighted Hero T-Shirts

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"You monster!"

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'I hate networking.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

"We don't get out much."

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

Covid fatigue

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Man looking at poster making fun of him for being lost.

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

'We have learned that prediction of future market trends is very difficult. We are, however, very good at explaining past market trends.'

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...