Soft-handed Hero T-Shirts

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Born to play ball.

Protecting the green

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Blue-Collar Workers

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"You monster!"

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'Samaritans, mission control'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'I hate networking.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Job Safety - Valves.

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

'Help me out!"

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"That, of course, is the military solution."

Introverts Anonymous

'It's a hand-me-down.'