Hook-handed Hero T-Shirts

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"FISH ON"

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Hooks R Us.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Blue-Collar Workers

Born to play ball.

One Man Band

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

Worm eats the fish.

'Samaritans, mission control'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Kiss the Hook

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

'I don't mind hand-me-downs. I just wish my brother had played football.'

Job Safety - Valves.

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

Hitchhiking tourists.

Fish Traps/Lure.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")