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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Kiss the Hook

'You lifted your head.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Ed's receding hairline!

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"You know very well what fish!"

'He did it for us.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."