Hook Hand Humorist Mugs

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Kiss the Hook

'You lifted your head.'

Ed's receding hairline!

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'He did it for us.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Menace.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."