Hook Line Humorist Mugs

'Who's he trying to fool? Meal worms don't jump up and down like that.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'You lifted your head.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"You know very well what fish!"

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

'He did it for us.'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'