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"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Hobby Store

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe