Seat Warmer Aficionado Gifts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Feathered frenzy

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Spring Training

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Death warmed up.

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'

Space Heaters

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"