Stadium Seat Warmer Gifts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

A man cheers

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football supporters.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Feathered frenzy

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Football Stadium

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Spring Training

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Sam Allardyce

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Champion.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I love high-definition TV!'

Footballer's Wages

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'