Seasoned Tv Series Fan Gifts

"I Preferred Season 3."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Succession 2

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"What would you like to watch again?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Clive Anderson

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

I see he's still "working" from home.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'