Seasonal Grinch Gifts

"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Unsuitable clothing.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

The sounds of spring.

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Blast these cuts!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Happy Holiday Trees

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

Pollen Allergies

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

The Post Of Christmas Present

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

Christmas - Let's get it over with.