Seasonal Grinch T-Shirts

"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Unsuitable clothing.

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The sounds of spring.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Blast these cuts!'

Happy Holiday Trees

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Pollen Allergies

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

The Post Of Christmas Present

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

Christmas - Let's get it over with.