Christmas Grinch Gifts

Many tries to prevent the invasion of tiny Santa Clauses.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I hate all holidays!'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Days of Christmas.

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

'Okay, cough.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

No Yule Turn.

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'

Santa delivering newspapers

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

'Blast these cuts!'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Baaa...humbug.

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

Wallowing in elf pity...

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Sadly, Sid would put too much faith in the immunity idol.