Gift Grinch Gifts

Beach con-man.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Things I've learned...

Santa called but you were out!

'I hate all holidays!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'It the thought that counts.'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

Christmas postie!

Three Shopping Days Until the Bills Arrive.

Helicopter as a clothes drier