Seaside Shoppers T-Shirts

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Child with doll in the sea

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sandy Floss

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Fresh picked baseballs.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Champagne and Oysters

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Rubber Ring

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Accident near the Pier

Bathing woman wearing a hat

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Fortune telling

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'