Seaside Shoppers Mugs

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Child with doll in the sea

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sandy Floss

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Fresh picked baseballs.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

Bathing woman wearing a hat

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Accident near the Pier

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

Fortune telling

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'