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"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Dolphin

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Octopus gets tickled pink

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Walter The Sea Monster

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Octopuses surf too.

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

Oil Spill.

'He's at this awkward teenage stage when your body doesn't grow evenly...'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'I know! He has the worst breath!'