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"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Dolphin

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

clown fish

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Oh, @#$%, is that

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Octopus gets tickled pink

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Walter The Sea Monster

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

Octopuses surf too.

Oil Spill.

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'He's at this awkward teenage stage when your body doesn't grow evenly...'