Sea Voyage Fan Gifts

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Captain in a storm

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"Touché"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Lifesaver!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Ever Given

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."