Sea Voyage Fan Gifts

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Captain in a storm

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Touché"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Fish or Cut Bait

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Lifesaver!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Ever Given

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'