
'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'
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'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'
'Do you think we can cuddle?'
"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"
'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
'You must be very proud Daphne.'
"Mind the whale, dear."
Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."
Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.
Leak in the fish tank.
I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...
"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."
Batman O' War
"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."
'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'
Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...
"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."
"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."
'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'
Captain Ahab (Ret.)
Whale Piñata.
'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.
'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'
Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'
Fast Food Fly-Thru
The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.
'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'
Sea Change.
Sea Monster
"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."
"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"
'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'
Stop Human Footing
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