Sea Situationist Gifts

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"International trade"

Victorian Royal Navy

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

School of Fish

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

Octopus and submarine

Naval Power of England and France

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

The tide was out.

'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'