Sea Situationist Pillows

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"International trade"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Victorian Royal Navy

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

School of Fish

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Law School Sharks

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

The tide was out.

A surf lifesavers' joke.

'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

Octopus and submarine

Naval Power of England and France

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'