Sea Level Sleepers Gifts

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

Night-time halo

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Dreams

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"What? I slept seven months."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"