Sea Ceremony Enthusiast Gifts

Woman drinking the champagne meant to launch a boat.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fishing boat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Zumma Cum Laude

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Monster

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Holy Mackerel!"