Sea Ceremony Enthusiast Gifts

Woman drinking the champagne meant to launch a boat.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fishing boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Zumma Cum Laude

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Monster

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'What, They're comfortable.'