Sea Angling Enthusiast Gifts

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'He did it for us.'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

The Seahoover

Victorian Royal Navy

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.