Sea Angling Enthusiast Pillows

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Sea Change.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Clam Spearing

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Seahoover

Victorian Royal Navy

'He did it for us.'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'Wheeee...'