Sea Angling Pillows

Delights of sea angling!

The Sea Anglers: But one may spend many hours afloat without seeing another human being.

The Sea Angler: Watch out for signs of bad weather....getting a boat home in adverse conditions.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Only caught one, eh."

Priest with Christian symbol

"Holy Mackerel!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Need anything today?'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Hamburger Bait

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'That guy thinks like a fish.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

The Sea Angler: The best places to fish may be learned by watching the experts.

From any kind of water.