Recreational Angling Pillows

"Only caught one, eh."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"FISH ON"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

The art of fishing.

Fisherman

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'